Emmeline Fucking Vance
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aw hi Nando

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I have an excuse, I swear… 

toujours-une-noire:

I think it is Hufflepuff. Our next match is also Hufflepuff, but you’d think it was Gryffindor with how we’ve been practicing. Of course, we’re Slytherins so I suppose we’re always like that.

Oh, well then I have nothing to freight over. We’ve got this in the bag… I don’t think the Puffs have won a game since my second year… Or was it my first? Hm… I don’t recall, but anyway they suck. Nah, James would’ve made some passing comment on how’s he’s going to “kick-my-little-five-foot-arse-on-the-field”, so I would’ve known. James just likes practice… A lot… And that’s probably why his team is so strong this year. Haha, yeah you lot are always cautious about the Gryffindor team. With good reason, too.

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I have an excuse, I swear… 

mladyemma:

attacks

is attacked

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cassandragoestohogwarts:

emmelineyourfutureprimeminister replied to your post: Good morning Hogwarts!

GOOD MORNNNNNNNING.

Haha! How’re you, Em?

Fucking bored, mate. How about yourself?



I have an excuse, I swear… 

toujours-une-noire:

Yes, definitely a bad week, but I’m fine now. You’re playing the next match, aren’t you? 

I’m sorry, love… I’m glad you’re chipper as of now. And yes, actually. I am playing a match next week… I forget who we’re up against, however. If it’s Hufflepuff I shall have little to fear.

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ladybellatrixblack:

Rabid…what? Do you see me running around? Have I even Hexed anyone since I returned, no. It’s not my fault you people seem to fall to pieces whenever I’m around. I mean seriously, you’d think people could hold it together.

All for the better I suppose. It is fairly amusing after all.

No, but it seems all the small children run for cover while you’re around. It’s only a matter of time till you grow bored and use your hexes on them. I mean, you need to practice, don’t you? One more year and you’re out of here. You must be so very excited. We’re all quite stable here. No one’s falling to pieces. Aside from maybe Lestrange. He has seemed to miss you since your absence.

Well, yeah. Watching insanity blossom among people is always amusing.

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posted 1 month ago with 5 notes bellaohbella

I have an excuse, I swear… 

mladyemma:

It had better be a good one.

Okay, I lied. I don’t actually have an excuse… But hi! How’re you?

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ladybellatrixblack:

emmelineyourfutureprimeminister:

Of course. What’s life without some jokes? Though, I’m sure you’ve learned that bit from your dear cousin Sirius. Oh, don’t flatter yourself, I don’t actually care where you’ve been. I was only trying to be polite and make conversation. My parent’s did raise me with manners, you know.

Clearly they didn’t raise you to have any sense though, did they?

Oh, obviously not. But then again, your parents forgot to raise you with etiquette… And now look at you, you’re running around like a rabid animal everyday. I guess sometimes parents forget to instill certain vital qualities in their children, yeah?

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posted 1 month ago with 5 notes bellaohbella

I have an excuse, I swear… 

toujours-une-noire:

A likely story. How have you been?

Well, if it isn’t my favorite Black. I’ve been alright, just hangin’ in there… Waiting for the next quidditch match. How’ve you been, huh? I hear you’ve had a rough week. Feelin’ better?

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